On Nov. 15, 1996, Warner Bros. released afilm that would change the course of human history at least that's what a bunch of millennials would tell you.
"Space Jam"hit theaters 25 years ago and went on to become the highest-gro sing basketball movie of all time. (No, I'm . Seems crazy, right?)For a certain generation, the battle between Michael Jordan's Tune Squad and the Monstars was the peak of cinema.
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Then, on July 16, 2021, Gen Z got its own special serving of animated madne s. "Space Jam: A New Legacy," featuring LeBron James in the leading role alongside Bugs Bunny and the other Looney Tunes characters, topped the box office on its opening weekend despite also being available to watch on HBO Max.
Because Richard Rodriguez Jersey there aren't already enough debates involving Jordan and James, it is time to definitively decide which "Space Jam" is the superior movie. I watched both the 1996 and 2021 versions of "Space Jam" back-to-back ahead of the 25th anniversary of the original and took several notes during each viewing. (For example, I wrote the words "Foghorn Leghorn just got murdered,""Bugs is drunk off carrot juice" and "Why are aliens running a crappy amusement park?") Then, I broke things down into five categories in order to crown a winner.
Full disclosure: I am part of the milennial group, but I had not seen"Space Jam" in more than two decades and only remembered the basics of the plot. I went into this experience with an open mind and left with a melted brain. Anyway, let's jump into the first category...
Better actor: Michael Jordan or LeBron James?
I a sumed this would be an easy win for James. He displayedlegitimately goodcomedic timingin "Trainwreck," and he has not been shy about playing the goofy dad on social media. (He did manage to sneak in a shoutout near the end of the film.)
Well, this was a closer race than I anticipated. For as much natural charisma as both guys hold, Jordan and James are both weirdly stilted.
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Jordan barelychangedthe tone or volume of his voice. I never believedhim as the MJ character, mostly because he was far too encouraging and never cursed out Porky Pig for being out of Dave Parker Jersey shape and not wanting it as bad as him. He got sucked into a golf hole and landed into Looney Tunes Land, and the only emotion he showed was mild annoyance after his round with Bill Murray Jung-ho Kang Jersey and Larry Bird was cut short. (He probably had a few grand on the line.)
James often looked as though he was reading off a , particularly during the scenes in which he attempted to connect with his son, Dom. Even the screenwriters acknowledged the limitations here, as James says during the film, "Athletes acting? That never goes well."The shattering of the fourth wall doesn't work when it's what is actively happening on screen. (Also, it doesn't work much in general outside of "Deadpool." Man, I should have watched the "Deadpool" movies instead.)
Despite the underwhelming performance, James and "Space Jam: A New Legacy" takethis round. We'll see if this ruling forces Jordan to jump back into the acting game for "Space Jam: And I Took That Personally."
Plot ridiculousne s
OK, if you haven't seen the "Space Jam" movies, I desperately need you to read these plot summaries from Rotten Tomatoes:
: Swackhammer, an evil alien theme park owner, needs a new attraction at Moron Mountain. When his gang, the Nerdlucks, heads to Earth to kidnap Bugs Bunny and the Looney Tunes, Bugs challenges them to a basketball game to determine their fate. The aliens agree, but they steal the powers of NBA basketball players, including Larry Birdand Charles Barkley so Bugs gets some help from superstar Michael Jordan.
:When LeBron James and his young son Dom are trapped in a digital space by a rogue A.I., LeBron must get them home safe by leading Bugs, Lola Bunny and the whole gang of notoriously undisciplined Looney Tunes to victory over the A.I.'s digitized champions on the court: a powered-up roster of profe sional basketball stars as you've never seen them before. It's Tunes versus Goons in the highest-stakes challenge of his life, that will redefine LeBron's bond with his son and shine a light on the power of being yourself.
In"Space Jam," an alien spaceship Trevor Williams Jersey flyspast Jordan's minor league baseball game and blaststhrough a Piggly Wiggly parking lot. In "Space Jam: A New Legacy," Porky Pig turnsinto Notorious P.I.G. and winsa rap battle in the middle of the basketball game. Don Cheadle playsthe villain known asAl-G Rhythm, the aforementioned rouge A.I. The Goon Squad is full of NBA player-animal hybrids. These are just things you come to accept in the "Space Jam" universe.
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But by far the most absurd aspect of either movie was Jordangetting dropped off by Stan Podolak (played by Wayne Knight) in this car and in front of this house.
Jordan, one of the most famous human beings on the planet at this time, liveshere? Kent Tekulve Jersey I'll accept aliens sneaking into Madison Square Garden to steal the powers of NBA All-Stars, but this is a bridge too far. Totally ridiculous.A victory for the original.
Use of Looney Tunes
"Space Jam" delivers some cla sic Looney Tunes hijinks. When the pre-power Monstars arrive in Looney Tunes land which is apparently inside the Earth's core? Bugs Bunny goes through hiswhole silly routine and drops a one-liner of"Diminutive, ain't they?"When they call Jordan a chicken, Foghorn Leghorn replies,"I resemble that remark." There were solid Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner gags, too. (I had forgotten that the Coyote is one of the more demented characters in entertainment history.)
"Space Jam: A New Legacy" took a different route, throwing the Looney Tunes into other Warner Bros.properties and giving them a more modern look during the basketball game against the Goon Squad. The updates are understandable considering the climax occursin a digital world, but something is just ... off.
Nope, nope, nope. Creepy. Hate it. Go back to being basic-a s cartoons. "Space Jam" is up 2-1.
Over-the-top advertising
Early on in "Space Jam," Jordan can be seen eating McDonald's in what appears to be a motel room in which mob hits regularly take place. As if that wasn't obvious enough, Podolak then enters the room and utters this:"Come on, Michael. It's game time. Get your Hanes on. Lace up your Nikes. Grab your Wheaties and your Gatorade, and we'll pick up a Big Mac on our way to the ballpark."
Incredible work. Pittsburgh Pirates Jersey Newman from "Seinfeld" knocked them all out inseconds. He wants to go to McDonald's while Jordan is eating McDonald's.
However, "Space Jam: A New Legacy" is on another level. The original snuck in advertisements. The 2021 version is one giant advert
